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| | Sept 14, 2007 at 06:03 AM | Reply with quote | #31 |
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Quote: Originally Posted by ChristianBonzoQuote: Originally Posted by Jefficator I once drank a 36 pack of coke in a day while I played Zelda. Best day ever. here here jeff full on respect for ya my fellow link friend
ditto. zelda is the shit. |
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| Jefficator |
| | Sept 14, 2007 at 12:19 PM | Reply with quote | #32 |
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Quote: Originally Posted by JedQuote: Originally Posted by Jefficator I once drank a 36 pack of coke in a day while I played Zelda. Best day ever. ARE YOU NOW DIABETIC AS A RESULT!?
You can't become diabetic as the result of drinking too much sugar, fucking retard. Type 1 is usually due to autoimmune destruction of the pancreatic beta cells which produce insulin. Type 2 is characterized by tissue-wide insulin resistance. Unless I drank so much coke that my pancreas stopped working, I doubt you'd ever get anywhere close to diabetes by consuming too much sugar. |
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| Riff |
| | Sept 14, 2007 at 12:45 PM | Reply with quote | #33 |
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Quote: Originally Posted by JefficatorQuote: Originally Posted by JedQuote: Originally Posted by Jefficator I once drank a 36 pack of coke in a day while I played Zelda. Best day ever. ARE YOU NOW DIABETIC AS A RESULT!? You can't become diabetic as the result of drinking too much sugar, fucking retard. Type 1 is usually due to autoimmune destruction of the pancreatic beta cells which produce insulin. Type 2 is characterized by tissue-wide insulin resistance. Unless I drank so much coke that my pancreas stopped working, I doubt you'd ever get anywhere close to diabetes by consuming too much sugar. You didn't answer the question. |
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| Jefficator |
| | Sept 14, 2007 at 01:43 PM | Reply with quote | #34 |
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| Sorry, no. I am not diabetic now as a result of drinking 36 cokes whilst playing Zelda: orcarina of time on my Nintendo 64. |
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| Riff |
| | Sept 14, 2007 at 04:25 PM | Reply with quote | #35 |
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Quote: Originally Posted by Jefficator Sorry, no. I am not diabetic now as a result of drinking 36 cokes whilst playing Zelda: orcarina of time on my Nintendo 64. Well, that's good to hear. I was going to attempt that myself once but didn't want to take the risk. |
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| Lackass |
| | Sept 21, 2007 at 02:55 PM | Reply with quote | #36 |
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I dont think theres anything wrong with drugs if you dont abuse them. In that case Wes, you didnt abuse them. Personally, i think alcohol is ok, because i dont drink all the time and abuse it.
Quote: Originally Posted by WesticlesQuote: Originally Posted by Slipper didn't everyone used to do "reds"?
I got my wisdom teeth out on Monday so for a few days I had to take the poison prescribed which you call "reds" |
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| MANIC |
| | Sept 30, 2007 at 03:11 PM | Reply with quote | #37 |
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I have a lot of drunk and drug stories. Mostly funny ones. me+black velvet mixed with diet coke, chocolate pudding, hershey's syrup, and for some reason lime juice+parents being gone for a week=me being ridiculously drunk [while everyone else was pretty much sober.] haven't had whiskey since.
short, silly video HERE
as well as:


I guess later on I ended up making out with these wooden african heads in my living room, kissing everyone, and throwing up. a lot.
also, several times I've had to take pain medicine [vicodin/oxycontin] and I've hallucinated that there were Aliens in my room [and I was so scared I couldn't move.] Also, one time I took too much Oxycontin and I started to trip out really bad...every little thing that touched me made me SO itchy and so I started to get paranoid, cause earlier in the day I had bought a pair of shorts from target, and so I started to thing "THE SHORTS GAVE ME CRABS" and I went into a panic. I kept thinking the same thoughts over and over and I was getting itchier and itchier. I was also watching pulp fiction and the scenes kept palying over and over. So, finally I just had to talk to someone so I talked to Jefficator and he was telling me about how some people snort it...and I guess that triggered me and I ended up throwing up and at once the itchiness went away as well as me being paranoid about crabs in my undies. Which there weren't; I was just being crazy 
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| Jed |
| | Oct 19, 2008 at 07:15 PM | Reply with quote | #40 |
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Wrote this for my English class last week. The prompt required a narrative of an event that you experienced.
One weekend during my junior year in high school, I made the poor decision to fill a water bottle with vodka and walk to Blockbuster Video. Before I even arrived at the first Starbucks I developed a case of 'butterfingers' and dropped the bottle a couple times. Once inside Starbucks, the light colored decor appeared bright and unappealing for a coffee shop. The background noise sounded like I had a plastic fishbowl over my head. I ordered a sugar-stuffed blended drink. While waiting for my order, a late middle-aged woman struck up a conversation about how Dietrich's was better. By conversation I mean that she spoke and I stopped paying attention because I soon lost interest. I was drunk. She didn't seem to have the slightest suspicion. I grabbed my coffee and went on my way. Then, I rented a movie or two and walked home. While I walked closer to home I noticed realtor signs. They were the type of lawn signs that appear around election times. I became enraged because at the time there was much talk that realtors were inflating house prices with no end in sight. I started to haphazardly pull the signs up out of the ground. Then a beat-up compact car that reminded me of a Hyundai my mother had years back drove up to the first sign. He started resetting the signs. My clouded logic drove me to 'outsmart' the driver. I started bending the wire posts and throwing them in the bushes. After that, he drove to the corner and waited for me. Erratic rage instantly turned into paranoia as I turned the corner and the car started following me. I took an alternate route to my cul-de-sac through greenbelts and alleyways. Seeing the car waiting for me at the entrance to my cul-de-sac startled me like a bolt of lightning. I redirected further through another alleyway only to be cut off by the man standing at the other end. He tried to confront me and I slurred a vulgar response. I decided to leave the neighborhood for a while, and I decided to escape to the mall. What logic I would have from sobering up was stolen by increasing paranoia. I took strange back ways to get to the mall. At one point I even hid inside a portable restroom for a good fifteen minutes! Eventually, I was completely sober and I calmed down a little. While still paranoid, I got the nerve to go home. I took the bus a stop past my neighborhood, and then I took a back way to the other end of the alleyways. I followed the alleyways to the one behind my house. Then, I climbed over the fence. I wish this experience taught me that drinking irresponsibly and in public is a bad idea, but the event that did is another story.
Edit: I had to fix some characters because I copy/pasted from word.
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| Kevin |
| | Oct 19, 2008 at 09:49 PM | Reply with quote | #41 |
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hahaha did the event that finally convinced you involve a show and pictures? |
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| Jed |
| | Oct 21, 2008 at 12:10 AM | Reply with quote | #43 |
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Quote: Originally Posted by Kevinhahaha did the event that finally convinced you involve a show and pictures?
Why yes it did!
I also left out the part where I offered 9-year-olds vodka because I thought they were 8th graders.
Quote: Originally Posted by eddieim "high" on life,ESE... I was like you until I built up a tolerance. |
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