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chaka
    Sept 14, 2007 at 06:03 AMReply with quote#31

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I once drank a 36 pack of coke in a day while I played Zelda. Best day ever.


here here jeff full on respect for ya my fellow link friend


ditto. zelda is the shit.
Jefficator
    Sept 14, 2007 at 12:19 PMReply with quote#32

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I once drank a 36 pack of coke in a day while I played Zelda. Best day ever.


ARE YOU NOW DIABETIC AS A RESULT!?


You can't become diabetic as the result of drinking too much sugar, fucking retard. Type 1 is usually due to autoimmune destruction of the pancreatic beta cells which produce insulin. Type 2 is characterized by tissue-wide insulin resistance. Unless I drank so much coke that my pancreas stopped working, I doubt you'd ever get anywhere close to diabetes by consuming too much sugar.
Riff
    Sept 14, 2007 at 12:45 PMReply with quote#33

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I once drank a 36 pack of coke in a day while I played Zelda. Best day ever.


ARE YOU NOW DIABETIC AS A RESULT!?


You can't become diabetic as the result of drinking too much sugar, fucking retard. Type 1 is usually due to autoimmune destruction of the pancreatic beta cells which produce insulin. Type 2 is characterized by tissue-wide insulin resistance. Unless I drank so much coke that my pancreas stopped working, I doubt you'd ever get anywhere close to diabetes by consuming too much sugar.

You didn't answer the question.
Jefficator
    Sept 14, 2007 at 01:43 PMReply with quote#34

Sorry, no. I am not diabetic now as a result of drinking 36 cokes whilst playing Zelda: orcarina of time on my Nintendo 64.
Riff
    Sept 14, 2007 at 04:25 PMReply with quote#35

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Sorry, no. I am not diabetic now as a result of drinking 36 cokes whilst playing Zelda: orcarina of time on my Nintendo 64.

Well, that's good to hear. I was going to attempt that myself once but didn't want to take the risk.
Lackass
    Sept 21, 2007 at 02:55 PMReply with quote#36

I dont think theres anything wrong with drugs if you dont abuse them. In that case Wes, you didnt abuse them. Personally, i think alcohol is ok, because i dont drink all the time and abuse it.


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didn't everyone used to do "reds"?

I got my wisdom teeth out on Monday so for a few days I had to take the poison prescribed which you call "reds"

MANIC
    Sept 30, 2007 at 03:11 PMReply with quote#37

I have a lot of drunk and drug stories. Mostly funny ones.
me+black velvet mixed with diet coke, chocolate pudding, hershey's syrup, and for some reason lime juice+parents being gone for a week=me being ridiculously drunk [while everyone else was pretty much sober.] haven't had whiskey since.

short, silly video HERE

as well as:




I guess later on I ended up making out with these wooden african heads in my living room, kissing everyone, and throwing up. a lot.

also, several times I've had to take pain medicine [vicodin/oxycontin] and I've hallucinated that there were Aliens in my room [and I was so scared I couldn't move.] Also, one time I took too much Oxycontin and I started to trip out really bad...every little thing that touched me made me SO itchy and so I started to get paranoid, cause earlier in the day I had bought a pair of shorts from target, and so I started to thing "THE SHORTS GAVE ME CRABS" and I went into a panic. I kept thinking the same thoughts over and over and I was getting itchier and itchier. I was also watching pulp fiction and the scenes kept palying over and over. So, finally I just had to talk to someone so I talked to Jefficator and he was telling me about how some people snort it...and I guess that triggered me and I ended up throwing up and at once the itchiness went away as well as me being paranoid about crabs in my undies. Which there weren't; I was just being crazy

minorthreat
    Sept 19, 2008 at 10:09 PMReply with quote#38

My friend ate a blunt.

DeadandBuried
    Sept 20, 2008 at 02:00 AMReply with quote#39

Jed
    Oct 19, 2008 at 07:15 PMReply with quote#40

Wrote this for my English class last week.
The prompt required a narrative of an event that you experienced.


            One weekend during my junior year in high school, I made the poor decision to fill a water bottle with vodka and walk to Blockbuster Video.  Before I even arrived at the first Starbucks I developed a case of 'butterfingers' and dropped the bottle a couple times.  Once inside Starbucks, the light colored decor appeared bright and unappealing for a coffee shop.  The background noise sounded like I had a plastic fishbowl over my head.  I ordered a sugar-stuffed blended drink.  While waiting for my order, a late middle-aged woman struck up a conversation about how Dietrich's was better.  By conversation I mean that she spoke and I stopped paying attention because I soon lost interest.  I was drunk.  She didn't seem to have the slightest suspicion.  I grabbed my coffee and went on my way.  Then, I rented a movie or two and walked home.

                        While I walked closer to home I noticed realtor signs.  They were the type of lawn signs that appear around election times.  I became enraged because at the time there was much talk that realtors were inflating house prices with no end in sight.  I started to haphazardly pull the signs up out of the ground.  Then a beat-up compact car that reminded me of a Hyundai my mother had years back drove up to the first sign.  He started resetting the signs.  My clouded logic drove me to 'outsmart' the driver.  I started bending the wire posts and throwing them in the bushes.  After that, he drove to the corner and waited for me.  Erratic rage instantly turned into paranoia as I turned the corner and the car started following me.  I took an alternate route to my cul-de-sac through greenbelts and alleyways.  Seeing the car waiting for me at the entrance to my cul-de-sac startled me like a bolt of lightning.  I redirected further through another alleyway only to be cut off by the man standing at the other end.  He tried to confront me and I slurred a vulgar response.  I decided to leave the neighborhood for a while, and I decided to escape to the mall.

                        What logic I would have from sobering up was stolen by increasing paranoia. I took strange back ways to get to the mall.  At one point I even hid inside a portable restroom for a good fifteen minutes!  Eventually, I was completely sober and I calmed down a little.  While still paranoid, I got the nerve to go home.  I took the bus a stop past my neighborhood, and then I took a back way to the other end of the alleyways.  I followed the alleyways to the one behind my house.  Then, I climbed over the fence.  I wish this experience taught me that drinking irresponsibly and in public is a bad idea, but the event that did is another story.



Edit: I had to fix some characters because I copy/pasted from word.



Kevin
    Oct 19, 2008 at 09:49 PMReply with quote#41

hahaha did the event that finally convinced you involve a show and pictures?

eddie
    Oct 20, 2008 at 04:52 PMReply with quote#42

im "high" on life,ESE...

Jed
    Oct 21, 2008 at 12:10 AMReply with quote#43

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Originally Posted by Kevin

hahaha did the event that finally convinced you involve a show and pictures?



Why yes it did!

I also left out the part where I offered 9-year-olds vodka because I thought they were 8th graders.

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im "high" on life,ESE...

I was like you until I built up a tolerance.
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